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You might think that all e-commerce transactions on the Worldwide Web are pretty much the same these days. Choose your product, click Checkout, enter some credit card details, submit, wait a bit, get a confirmation, then receive your product in the post some days later. Right?
Wrong.
Background
First, some background is in order. It all started in February 2014 when I hopped on an OCTranspo bus and innocently tapped my PRESTO card for fare payment. The machine blinked a red no-smoking sign at me to deny the fare. The driver immediately said "Sorry, sir. Go ahead and take a seat." I asked "Why, what happened?" The reply was "It looks like a glitch in the system. It shows your card having a balance of negative 80 dollars. That doesn't make sense, but you should call PRESTO to inquire."
Well, enquire I did. First, I looked at the transaction history for my account on-line. It showed a number of $80 transactions in pairs, in quick succession. Some of them appeared to have increased my balance (for some silly reason I had an $80 automatic top-up on this account) and some appeared to decrease it. Strangely, none of the values in the table were negative, despite that they clearly were a mix of credits and debits. Looking at my credit card statements, I saw no activity at all to match these transactions.
So, next I phoned the PRESTO customer support line. The helpful person on the other end called up my account history and explained that there were a number of top-up credits ($80) that failed payment processing and so were subsequently reversed via offsetting debits on my account. I asked how to tell the difference because the web page I was looking at showed no negative values. "Oh, sorry sir, our system here shows the debits as negative numbers." Hmm.
I asked why an additional $80 debit was applied to put my account so deep in the red. "After a few failed charges to your credit card, the automatic top-up is automatically removed from the account." Oh. My credit card had expired and been replaced, which explained the failed payments. I asked "Why did the system not alert me by e-mail that there was a problem processing payment? Why did it not alert me when it changed my account?" "Sorry, sir, I don't have an answer for that."
"OK, but why is there an extra $80 debit on my account that makes my balance so grossly negative? There's no way that I made enough trips to add up to anything like this balance." That would have to be referred to another level of support via a ticket. Fine. "We are sorry for the inconvenience. I will add a $10 credit to your account and your problem should be resolved shortly."
A few weeks later, I still hadn't heard back about my support ticket, so I called and got a supervisor to review my case. Same back-and-forth exchange and confusion about how the account got into this state; clearly something must be wrong. There hasn't been any activity on the ticket, so "I'll escalate this and have a resolution for you by the end of the week." Thanks.
"Oh, by the way, sir, the $10 credit that was added to your account has expired because you didn't tap your card within three days of that transaction." Well, of course I didn't tap my card. I can't ride with a negative balance.
A few weeks after that, I called again and asked to talk to the same supervisor handling my case. "Oh, sorry sir! The second level support office did make a conclusion about your case but I see that we didn't get back to you with the result." "OK, fine. What is the result, then, please?" "Every $80 top-up credit on your account failed payment processing, so each was followed by a compensating debit." "Yes, we knew that already. The problem is that my account must have one debit too many. Where is that debit and why did it happen?" "Sorry, sir, I can't see those transactions; we can see only the last three months, like the website. It will have to go back to second-level support to answer that."
Next came a break-through. "But, to get you back riding the bus in the mean-time, I suggest you get a new PRESTO card and just stop using this one. Once you have your card, call in and tell them Anne [not her actual name] said you should be credited $6 to offset the cost of the card. I'll make sure that credit is applied to your new account."
New Levels of PRESTO Heck
What a great plan this was. Just cut and run, leaving the old card in the dust.
So, I surfed to the PRESTO website to order a new card. I know that they ship out fairly quickly, so this was convenient. I went through the process to order a new card, added $25 to start the account (the minimum initial balance), completed the payment, and ... waited for the "Loading payment confirmation page" (or whatever it was) message to go away. After about half a minute that message was replaced by one that said "Sorry, there was an error processing your request" and I found myself back at the home page.
"Great," I said to myself. "My order failed." Maybe it didn't like the odd nickname that I gave my new card. (you have to choose a nickname when you order it, not when you register it) So, I tried again with a different nickname. Same result.
Maybe it doesn't work in the Safari browser? I tried Chrome. Same result. Maybe it works in Internet Explorer? I fired up a Windows virtual machine and tried again. Same result. Maybe I can't use my existing account to order the new card? etc. etc. Finally, I gave up and got back to work.
Twisting the Knife
About an hour later, my e-mail client went berserk with notifications of incoming e-mails from prestocard.ca. Six welcome messages thanking me for creating an account, six thanking me for purchasing a card, and six telling me that a PIN has been created for my card.
Whaaaaaat?? All of my attempts to order a card didn't end in failure, despite what the error message in the web form said? I quickly checked my credit card: no charges yet. Whew! I can still cancel this.
I called the customer support line again to explain what had happened. "Oh, sir, I see that you were told to go to a station to buy a card in person so that you would have it right away. Then this wouldn't have happened." "Don't blame me for this! Your website screwed up; it would have been more convenient for me than trekking across town by taxi because I can't use my PRESTO card with its ridiculously negative balance! I need these orders cancelled, now."
"Sorry, sir. I can't do that." "What, because these orders have already been fulfilled? That was fast." "No, sir. The system provides no way to cancel an order." I was dumbfounded. "How can you have a purchase-order system that doesn't provide a means to cancel pending orders?" "I suggest you work with your credit card company to reverse the charges." "But, my credit card hasn't been charged, yet." "That's correct, sir. They won't be able to reverse the charges until your credit card is actually charged."
"I need to speak to a supervisor."
Insanity Sets In
So, I got the same supervisor on the phone who handled my case before. I explained the situation. She kindly replied that the system she has access to doesn't provide a means to cancel orders, but maybe the next level of support can do something about it.
Yeah, like that is going to help!
What can I do? I accede, hoping beyond hope that these orders can be cancelled before my credit card is charged.
But, it was not to be. Yesterday my mailbox was stuffed with these: